Free beta  ·  Chrome extension

Write like a
human.
Everywhere.

Highlight anything you typed and get back something a person would actually say. Three modes. No robot voice.

Desktop Chrome only · Beta · Chrome Web Store approval pending

What it does

Three modes. Zero corporate voice.

Everything you need to stop writing like a press release.

01Detox

Unbot your writing.

Highlight anything, pick a tone, and watch the slop disappear. Kills 300+ corporate phrases and the em dash on sight.

Ghost Casual CEO
02Roast

A reply with a spine.

Your feed is robots agreeing with robots. Paste a message, pick an angle, get a comeback that sounds like you on a sharp day.

Push back Support Custom
03Decode

Ask about any page.

A chat that reads the page, your selection, a screenshot, or nothing. You decide exactly what it gets to see.

Page Selection Screenshot Nothing
Privacy

One sign-in. That is the whole setup.

No API keys, no configuration. Just your Google account and a click.

No API keys

Sign in with Google and start. Nothing to paste, nothing to configure, nothing to manage.

Only what you send

Just the specific text you chose to rewrite leaves your browser. Nothing else is ever sent.

Voice stays local

Dictation is transcribed on your machine using your browser's built-in API, never uploaded.

Installing it

The 30-second hazing.

Still in beta, so it is a hand install until the Chrome Web Store approves it.

1

Download and unzip. Keep the folder. The extension lives in it.

2

Open chrome://extensions — a real page, you cannot Google there.

3

Turn on Developer mode, top right. You are a developer now.

4

Load unpacked, pick the de-slop folder itself, not a file inside it.

5

Pin it, sign in with Google. Done. Go write something human.

Download de-slop

Chrome only · Desktop only · The developer-mode notice is normal in beta.

Pricing

Free is genuinely usable.

No tricks. The free tier works. Pro just removes the limits.

Free
$0

10 uses of each mode a day, up to 1,500 characters. No card required.

  • All three modes
  • 10 uses per mode, per day
  • Up to 1,500 characters
Pro
Pro
$2.99/mo

Unlimited uses, smarter models, longer passes, and Galaxy Brain mode.

  • Unlimited uses, all modes
  • Up to 6,000 characters
  • Smarter models
  • Galaxy Brain mode
The fine print

Your data? We don't want it.

We wrote a privacy policy, then actually read it. It is short, it is honest, and nobody is selling your secrets to a robot.

Pinky promise

Three things, cross our heart:

  • We forget your text the second we hand it back. Goldfish memory, on purpose.
  • No selling your data, no ads, no mystery "partners" you never agreed to.
  • Your voice never leaves your laptop. The mic stays home.
Read the whole policy

90 seconds, no lawyer voice. We timed it.

Who made this

One annoyed person.

Built by Shubham Bubna, a customer research person in Toronto who got tired of writing that says absolutely nothing.

Stop writing like a robot.

Free, takes 30 seconds to install, and works everywhere you type.

Download de-slop free

Chrome only · Beta · Web Store approval pending